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What's the best Tuna...Chicken of the Sea
It's not easy being half fish, but it's fun at times
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My Grim Profile
Mermaid, Woman, 40 Years old |
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Details
3 Reasons You're Grim
| The First Reason You Are Grim is:: |
I have a tail |
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| The Second Reason You Are Grim is:: |
I have gills |
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| The Third Reason You Are Grim Is:: |
I have to look out for sharks |
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Relationships
| How many times have you been divorced?: |
None |
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| Is your partner currently physcially abusing you?: |
No
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| Are you currently in a miserable relationship?: |
No |
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| When was the last time you had sex?: |
An hour ago |
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Match Making Questionaire
| Smoking: |
Never have Never will |
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| Drinking: |
Can't stop myself |
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| In a Social Setting, I'm: |
Never Really Go Out
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| Currently Living: |
With my significant other |
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| Tell us about your ideal first date: |
The bottom of the sea and lots of lobster |
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| What is your favorite food: |
Fish |
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| What is your favorite color: |
Blue-Green |
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| What is your most hated food: |
Red Meat |
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| Describe your ideal partner: |
Charlie the Tuna |
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| How many sexual partners have you had: |
>100 |
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| Have you ever wondered "The one that got away": |
Yes |
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| What is one place that you have always wanted to travel: |
Out of the Water |
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| What has been your greatest accomplishment: |
Scaring fishermen to death |
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Appearance
| Attractiveness: |
Very Attractive |
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Lifestyle
| What are your tv watching habits: |
never watch tv
, I dont own a tv
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Adult
| Favorite Sexual Positions: |
Octopus Position
, Viennese Oyster
, Amazon Position
, Reverse Amazon/Nero
, Italian chandelier
, The Crabwalk
, Split Level
, Harvey Wallbanger
, Cross
, Drilling for Oil
, The Seventh Posture
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| Fetishes: |
Fishnet
, Second Skin
, Anaclitism
, Anesthesia
, Aquaphilia
, Aretifism
, Ochlophilia
, Saliromania
, Scuba
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| Is Adding Food into the Act out of the Question?: |
No
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After Life
| Are both of your parents still alive?: |
No
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| Any other family members or close friends that have died?: |
Yes
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| Did you kill any of them?: |
No |
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| Have you ever killed anyone?: |
No
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Diseases
| Are you terminilly ill?: |
No |
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| Are you missing any body parts?: |
Yes
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| If yes, explain in detail: |
I'm a mermaid, figure it out |
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Jail
| Have you ever been to prison: |
No |
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| Have you been to county jail: |
No |
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Professional
| What industry do you work in?: |
Other |
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| Employment Status: |
Unemployed |
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| Annual Salary: |
Less then $30,000 |
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Generic Questionaire
| Have Children: |
Not that I know of |
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| Employment Status: |
Prefer not to say |
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| Occupation: |
Prefer not to say |
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| Education: |
Prefer not to say |
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| My TV Watching Habbits: |
Prefer not to say |
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| My Native Tongue Is: |
Finnish |
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| My Second Language is: |
Yucatec Maya |
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| Political Views: |
Prefer Not To Say |
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| Interested In: |
Swimming
, Local Travel
, National Travel
, International Travel
, Travel
, Hanging Out at the Beach
, All I Wanna Do is Have Some Fun |
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| I Drive A: |
I dont know how to drive |
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| My Biggest Pet Peeve: |
Other |
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| Favorite Genres of Music: |
Freestyle
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Financial Status
| Employment: |
What? Me Work? |
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| Income: |
under $30,000.00 per year |
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| Living Situation: |
Live With Pets |
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About Me
About Me:
I'm just a regular mermaid. |
Want To Meet:
Charlie the Tuna, Othello, guys out of the water one night stands that will feed me lots of lobster |
Interests:
Swimming, racing with dolphins, freaking out fishermen, killing sharks, eating lobster, hunting for treasure from sunken ships, hitting underwater photographers with my tail, long distance swimming |
My Biggest
Problems:
I can't live out of the water longer than a week |
Things I
Hate:
cameras |
My
Ex's:
I'm not into monogamy, The ocean is very orgy oriented, you humans are so silly about your relationships |
People I Hate:
fisherman |
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